| I Beat You (Because I Love You)
I came home from work
My dinner wasn’t ready.
So I told you to hurry
And make me some spaghetti.
After I ate, I watched some TV.
Then you got in my way
And said that you would leave me
If I didn’t shape up.
**I beat you cause I love you
I beat you cause I love you so
I beat you cause I love you
I wouldn’t have it any other way.**
Bitch, I told you to do the dishes
But you gave me sass
So I got a big paddle
And I beat your ass.
You got pregnant
So I pushed you down the stairs.
I was pissed, and you were scared.
You were bloody and bruised
It wasn’t your right to choose.
I beat you cause I love you
I beat you cause I love you so.
I beat you cause I love you
And you’ll never leave me!
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The JC Jam
Today we went to the carnival
Didn't wanna go to the mall
Eating cotton candy and hot popcorn
Jesus makes me glad I was born!
*High fives and hugs
Kisses and giggles
This kind of fun makes my insides jiggle
Cause Jesus and me are in love. Oh yeah!
Cause Jesus and me are in love. Oh yeah!
Crosses and angels
The big guy upstairs
We're the greatest friends, anywhere!
Sandals and a beard,
thats MY man
He won't leave me
We go hand in hand.
*High fives and hugs
Kisses and giggles
This kind of fun makes my insides jiggle
Cause Jesus and me are in love. Oh yeah!
Cause Jesus and me are in love. Oh yeah!
Lalalalala la la
Lalalalala la la
This is the JC Jam!!!!!
This is the JC Jam!!!!!
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White Chocolate (theme song)
So I was fucking this girl and it was good
Then I heard some gunshots in my hood.
I jumped up quick,
Pulled out my dick,
And I ran out the door.
Sometimes, life can get ya dowwwwwn
(bitch, answer the phone!)
But you can’t let it rain on your parade
(answer the goddamn phone!)
Im gonna kill you bitch
Put you in a ditch
Don’t give a fuck what happens to your face
As long as your carcass isn’t in my place
Wipe off your knees you dirty cunt
Your place is on your back
And that’s a fact.
So back to my story
This is how it goes
Life ain’t easy
When surrounded by hoes
When I ran out the door
What did I see?
A drug deal gone bad
A gun pointed at me.
Sometimes, life can get ya dowwwwwn
(bitch, answer the phone!)
But you can’t let it rain on your parade
(answer the goddamn phone!)
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The Drinking Song
What’s so wrong with
Wanting to be drunk every day?
I got vodka in one hand
A 40 in the other
Don’t tell me what to do
You’re not my mother.
I’m gonna get piss drunk every night
I don’t care what you think
It feels oh so right…
To be drunk all the time
I’m drunk right now
While I’m singing this song
Come on kids, sing along!
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Al Turned His Girlfriend Gay
Let me tell you all, about a guy I know
I always see him at every rockin' show
He is kinda tall and looking mighty fine
All the girlys say "I wanna make him mine."
This sexy kids name is, Al Fargione
He just might be, Brad Pitt's clone
Then one special day, Al met this girl
who would've known
that she'd destroy his world.
With short spikey hair, her name was Jen
who would've known
that she didn't like men.
She could no longer lie, She met him at the diner
Told him the truth, that she liked vagina
Al was blown away, and started to cry
"You make me feel like, I'm not a real guy"
I've got more to say, please don't get mad
The sex was really, really really BAD.
*Al turned his girlfriend gay,
I don't know what else to say
Al turned his girlfriend gay,
Sometimes things don't go your way.
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